Total Medals Earned: 1,241 (From 246 different games.) Total Medal Score: 16,440 Points
Medals Earned: 3/12 (25/315 points)
Watch the video
Play for five minutes
Beat the game on easy difficulty
Load up the game five times
Click "more games"
Load up the game two times
Score 35k in survival mode
Beat the game on medium difficulty
Play for half an hour
Score 100k in survival mode
Beat the game on hard difficulty
Don't get hit on "hard"
Medals Earned: 2/3 (10/35 points)
Your left hand has been amputated, you take it as a keepsake.
Your right hand has been amputated, you take it as a keepsake.
Once your fingers have been cut off so neatly that you have decided to keep them.
Medals Earned: 2/20 (15/410 points)
Play Headbanging Hero: Metal
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Complete Invidia
Complete Superbia
Complete Acedia
Complete Ira
Complete Avaritia
Complete Gullia
Complete Luxuria
Medals Earned: 1/10 (50/500 points)
Make the first shape replacement
Make 50 shape replacements
Get 50 stars
Get to the level with violet shapes
Complete all the levels
Get 30 stars
Get 75 stars
Get to the level with yellow shapes
Make 300 shape replacements
Get to the level with blue shapes
Medals Earned: 2/4 (15/140 points)
What a quick game!
a classic rockstar's end
so what is the typical holiday like?
you are a beach boy!!!
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Destroy 100 tombstones
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Medals Earned: 2/5 (105/150 points)
Grab the bag!
Defeat Cato
Form an alliance.
Defeat Glimmer
You call that a kiss?
Medals Earned: 5/14 (35/250 points)
FIND 10 HORRORS
START A NEW GAME
FIND 50 HORRORS
UNLOCK ALL MODES
CHEAT
CONTINUE A GAME
SCORE 8,000
BEAT THE GAME 3 TIMES (GET 3 WINS)
FIND 80 HORRORS
FIND ALL HORRORS WITH LESS THAN 13 FAILS
FIND ALL 100 HORRORS
FIND 100 HORRORS IN UNDER 200 SECONDS
COLLECT 13 GRAVES
Medals Earned: 3/17 (40/540 points)
reach the first 50m height
activate time freeze 3 times
break 15 or more bricks on single rocket mode
reach the first 500m height
being hurt by arrows 10 times or more
don't take axe until reached 114m height
reach 1000m height
touch lava stone 5 times
kill 15 or more hedgehog
not taken any damage until reached 125m height
kill 5 or more enemies while on single freeze mode
reached score 5000pts while Bob alive
kill 15 or more caveman
kill 3 or more enemies in single hit using axe
destroy standing turret using axe 5 times
destroy sticky turret using axe 5 times
Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/505 points)
Commit suicide 15 times
Die 50 times
Die 100 times
Die 200 times
You could have white teeth by now
Die 500 times
Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside
2 hours of gameplay
Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that
you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?